Because I looked up your source of your doctrine, and he completely mangles the cases, as I've demonstrated by quoting from the actual majority decision above.
You’ve demonstrated nothing but your desire to nullify the Natural Born requirement of the constitution.
It is you that mangles the facts, and all that was needed was for you to look it up in the publications of the day (which of course you reject out of hand)
None of your twisting will change the constitution’s requirement for citizen parents.