Sunday column ping (see above)
Mitt suffers from a horrible proctological condition, anus flammiferus maximus, exacerbated by having to wear Mormon secret undergarments, but I must concede that despite this compelling feature, he is the most boring candidate. It is he, therefore, who is the most completely worthy of being the GOP standard bearer.
Any chance Governor Coolidge might give it another shot? People argue that he is dead. Other people say that about Mitt,and he gives out few signs to the contrary.