Senator Ben Nighthorse Campbell used to have a bobber / drag bike type chopper that was to die for.
Man to see them roll in on Custom Harley Machinery like that would rankle the Betway/East Coast Bre and Red Wine Crowd so bad it is enough to make me take a long position in the makers of "Kaopectate"
For the record that was not stock advice, but my twisted humor :-)...
I think they are more of the “white whine” crowd.