[muawiyah]

Now, regarding crapping your pants and then traipsing through the neighborhood delivering mail ~ going up on the porch to put the mail into letter slots or boxes next to front doors ~ sure sounds cool.

You know that stuff's going to fall out and you will leave a stinky trail.

I think you didn't think this through at all.

[Oculus III]

Sir or madam, are you nuts? Are you seriously saying that it is better to crap in someones yard than to crap in your pants. Because if you are I wonder who or what raised you.

Anyone who craps in my yard is going to find himself wiping his butt with 12 gauge birdshot.