Can’t we find out if Storm is really a boy, and if so, shower him with G.I. Joe and gun toys to annoy his unfortunate idiot parents.
My SIL tried to give her boys a “genderless” toybox. One day my girls were over and they showed them that if you bend a Barbie over, she makes a neat gun.
They ran around yelling “Pew, pew, pew!” while my SIL had a hissy fit.