I line in N Scottsdale too...guess that makes us neighbors, notwith standing the fact that the homes in the area where she are virtual palaces compared to our humble abode. Nonethess, it makes me feel richer just to say it.
Guess I should buy a little dog to carry around.. I hope I bump into her from time to time!
You could buy a stick with a poker on the end and spend your days bagging litter on Carefree Highway... :o)