It there was a real LFBC, Gov. Pothead would have found it the first 5 minutes in office. Instead, he hemhawed around and somehow ended up in the Archives (really, the Archives???) and blathered something about someone said it was written down somewhere. After that admission, you just know he got a call to keep his trap shut. Notice there’s not been a peep out of him since.
Yep, Abrecrombie is a burned out pothead.
Yep, he would have produced it in 5 minutes if it had existed.
The most plausible explanation is that the “abstract” is from a late application for a COLB that was never approved because of lack of required documentation of the birth. Some say it only showed up when they changed the programming to include applications and not just approved COLB records.
My thought is that SAD got knocked up. Found a patsy to play father for money (paid for by real father). Then grandma found a sympathetic Dr. friend who filled out the late application for COLB, before she went away to have the baby near her Aunt in Washington State. I think she had the baby across town and across the border in Canada. That way after she had the baby and decided to keep him SAD simply called grandma and told her to have the Dr. file the paperwork. This would solve the transportation issue concerning the birth and the presence in Seattle soon after.