Michele Bachmann Haley Barbour
John Bolton
Herman CainMitch Daniels
Newt Gingrich
Rudy GiulianiMike Huckabee
Jon Huntsman, Jr.
Gary Johnson
Thad McCotter
Roy Moore
Sarah Palin
Ron Paul
Tim Pawlenty
Rick Perry
Buddy Roemer
Willard Romney
Rick SantorumDonald Trump
*Note: Those names in red are in the "I can't get drunk enough to vote for him" category.
The list of Crawl-over-broken-glassers:
Alan West
The desirables:
Herman Cain
Michele Bachmann
Thad McCotter
John Bolton
The holdyernosers:
Pawlenty
Santorum
Palin
Roy Moore
The nowayinhellers:
Newt
Rudy
Mitt
Huntsman
Roemer
Paul
Perry
Johnson
Far be it from me to tell you what to think, but I think Jon Huntsman should be bright red.