[Kenny Bunk]

Dear A1A,
Because of your linear, rigid, and entirely orthodox thinking, I am afraid I will have to ask you to refrain from personally voting in your district. If you are registered as an absentee Democrat, I shall handle your votes and distribute them as needed.

Thank you and report to your ACORN office for counseling.

Yours truly,
Donna Brazile

[AlphaOneAlpha]

Cracked me up!
Your thought process is right on target. Lefties hate when they are confronted with logic and the connecting of dots. They prefer emotional knee jerk and light weight thinking to carry the day.