You are a jerk! I am sure you are ugly inside.
Mybe I’m ugly, but not as outright stupid as this moron Rebecca. Can you think of a more ill advised thing to do?
You're a douchebag, and ugly outside and in.
I wish you were dead, and rotting on a beach somewhere, like the great beached whale that you are. Nothing would compare to my glee upon hearing about your demise.
Only, death isn't enough. Torture, THEN death.
Then I will eat your children.