Dammit, I still want you to run for public office, someplace where I can legally vote for you! ;)
Now let's get serious. It's been proven time and time again these hyphenates are national security risks......all of the hyphenates we've observed have a hidden agenda that undermines US interests........and are harmful to our internal security.
Most Americans would concede that they are not comfortable being around hyphenates.
We need to put this into law----that anything that hyphenates is considered a national security risk----they are persona non grata and should be asked to leave the US.