Is there a policy about shooting a handgun in the office?
Had a friend who was being interviewed for a company controller position. The first question from the HR guy was: “If you were an animal in the wild, what kind would you be?”
Friend stood up, said thanks very much, and walked out.
Why did he walk out. Did he suddenly feel the deer-in-the-headlights look coming on or what?
Friend stood up, said thanks very much, and walked out.
The next to the last interview I had, I showed up exactly on time and the interviewer indicated that I was late. I showed him the paper on which I had written down his name and the time and then I told him, "If you can't even keep track of when you tell someone to come to an interview, I certainly don't want to work for your company", and I walked out.
I thought then and still think now, he had already decided to hire someone else and was trying to make it look like I was late for the interview so he could use it as an excuse not to hire me.
Answers: "A bear--because I like to sh#t in the woods."
"A kangaroo-because having a pouch is so versatile."
"A platypus--because it can't decide what it is--and neither can you, apparently."
"A baboon--because having a multicolored rear end is evidently standard equipment here."