[Oztrich Boy]

Yesterday, the doomsayer ate a simple breakfast of toast and righteous "Ezekiel 4:9 Sprouted Grain Cereal" at home

Today, he ate crow.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

LOL! Very good!

[SeekAndFind]

“If by the Apocalypse, they meant Sunny and Warm with a high of 73 degrees, then they’re RIGHT, THIS IS THE END!!”
— Jim Carrey

“If you can’t think of a rapture joke, don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world”
— Adam Sandler

“I’m suspending alternate parking in New York City on that day”

— Mayor Michael Bloomberg