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To: fullchroma
Even if they can “fit” (read: squeeze) into the seat, the spillover means HOURS of constant, miserable contact with their blubbery body and excess body heat

No disagreement on that from me. Even when their butt's in the seat, every other part of their fatousity is squeezing over into the person next to them..I hate it when I am forced to try to squinch over in my paid for seat by the upper arm flab, and lardy hips that are oozing onto me for several hours. Ugh.

56 posted on 05/19/2011 9:12:31 AM PDT by sockmonkey
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To: sockmonkey

Better, is when the fat person has open and bleeding sores, that drip blood and pus as they ooze over the armrests and slowly rub their body fluids onto your skin, then they start trying to lick into your ear canal with their scratchy tongues and their breath that smells like 3 day old dead cougar.


57 posted on 05/19/2011 9:15:50 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: sockmonkey
Window seat anyone?....
58 posted on 05/19/2011 9:16:42 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: sockmonkey
I had some big, fat, SOB pouring over his seat and I had to lean at an angle for a 4-hour flight. My back was killing me due to that guy.

He also smelled terrible. Probably had to bathe with a rag on a stick. (seriously)

61 posted on 05/19/2011 9:18:32 AM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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