Here's an alternate ending:
"And I saw the pimp, and all the blogpimps of the earth, and their supporters, gathered together to make war against Jim Robinson and FRee Republic, and against the Pimpbusters.
And the pimp was taken, and with him the blog that wrought hits for him, with which he deceived them that dwell on Free Republic, and them that supported his pimping. These were cast alive into a lake of zot burning with brimstone."
That’s good work right there!