[Max in Utah]

As an elderly lady I knew used to say:

"Love is where you find it, even if it's in a pig's ass."

You knew Fred Ziffle's wife?

[lurp]

...Fred Ziffle’s wife...

holy crap Max

a reference to Fred Ziffle on the internet

I knew there was a reason I let Mr. Haney sell me this computer contraption

(hand-made by a farmer over in the Dell, so Haney told me!)