[ConservativeStatement]

Was it romaine or iceberg lettuce?

[Sir Napsalot]

This is a clear case to send in the Wookie for a good talkie.

[fieldmarshaldj]

When you’re offering a salad for drugs, it ain’t the kind that comes with croutons and diced tomatoes.

[GeronL]

was this person born stupid... probably should blame the drugs for this but the libertarians would be upset.

[ponygirl]

Well have you seen the price of Arugula????

Ya know, the term "salad" used to be a street term for money... but this is taking a step too far.

[GeronL]

$2 salad... $10 drugs...

math is hard when your a druggie

[microgood]

The woman was charged Monday in 3rd District Court with one count of attempted possession or use of a controlled substance, a third degree felony, and possession of drug paraphernalia, a class A misdemeanor.

Unless you succeed in buying a drug, or possessing one, there is no crime here (at least the first one).

I wonder if you can get arrested for wishing you had a drug?

[husky ed]

Any bacon bits?

[Constitution Day]

She should have robbed the cop with a Salad Shooter™.

[Revolting cat!]

The arresting officer was quoted as saying: “Lettuce toss you in the can!”

[Revolting cat!]

Has her attorney sprouted her yet?

[Oztrich Boy]

[Gene Eric]

>> and asked the undercover officer for $10 worth of cocaine

I wonder how much money that question cost the taxpayers.