“But, but, won’t it produce ox-flatulence and kill the ozone, thereby radiating the earth and killing all the farm crops.”
This grave danger is out-weighed by the ability to turn to your fellow elite at the local organo-foot market and say, “well WE only buy organic produce that is grown from oxen-tilled fields, it’s much more “rustic” that way.” The higher cost would be worth it to out-trend all your snobbish foody peers, and watch them sadly putter away in their prii(the plural of “prius”).
Freegards
LOL..soooo true
Collect the flat it in a special ox-flat-receptical and use it as an anesthesia "for libs only"...al naturale. (of course, color it green--optional)