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Thwarting Obama on Rapture Day
Jesus' General ^
| 5/12/11
| Gen. JC Christian, patriot
Posted on 05/14/2011 11:22:34 AM PDT by EarlPoteet
Edited on 05/14/2011 11:24:48 AM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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[Obama is] going to activate the Strategic Defense Initiative's space lasers and shoot the godly down. It'll be ugly...But those of us who have the foresight to wear mirror ball suits will survive. Obama's luciferian lasers will bounce harmlessly off our bodies as we arc gracefully into Heaven...you can shoot into God's arms safely, heterosexually, and in style.
Mod note: Unfortunately for the original poster, his claims of the effectiveness of the "mirror ball suit" were grossly wrong. The smallest setting on the Zot gun took him out in a flash.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: christian; obama; rapture; saturdayzotfever; tinfoilhatnotenuf; zot
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To: b4its2late
ROFL!
To: EarlPoteet
“[Obama is] going to activate the Strategic Defense Initiative’s space lasers and shoot the godly down”
Strategic Defense Initiative’s space lasers? - Ha! It’s all ball bearings nowadays. What a chump.
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posted on
05/14/2011 12:09:06 PM PDT
by
APatientMan
(Pick a side)
To: TheOldLady
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To: darkwing104; Darksheare; 50mm
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posted on
05/14/2011 12:12:24 PM PDT
by
darkangel82
(I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
To: EarlPoteet
[Obama is] going to activate the Strategic Defense Initiative's space lasers and shoot the godly down. Uh huh. So the 'godly" is susceptible to weaponry? I guess he's not so "godly" then. BTW: Have you checked your dosage??
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posted on
05/14/2011 12:14:47 PM PDT
by
theDentist
(fybo; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
To: TheOldLady
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posted on
05/14/2011 12:23:13 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
To: EarlPoteet; darkwing104; 50mm; stephenjohnbanker; SunkenCiv; paulycy; humblegunner; Allegra; ...
I'm speechless at this total nut job who was given a rude shove off the site.
Gif by Mdel747
Get help for that little problem of yours, EarlPoteet.
To: b4its2late
To: darkangel82
*looks around*
Not my fault!
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posted on
05/14/2011 12:48:36 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
No, not your fault, but I always ping you to zots. :)
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posted on
05/14/2011 1:10:24 PM PDT
by
darkangel82
(I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
To: darkangel82
LOL!
Mirror ball suit, useful for laser light shows!
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posted on
05/14/2011 1:18:19 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: EarlPoteet
Stop smoking that stuff, it rots your brain!
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posted on
05/14/2011 1:21:09 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: EarlPoteet
Let me tell you how a laser works on a target.
The beam imparts energy to teh surface faster than the surface can radiate it away.
The surface then catastrophically fails.
Mirrors, like what you are thinking, would explode WHILE melting.
The reflectant is on the backside of the glass.
Mirrors used in SDI lasers have the reflective medium on the surface of the mirror and a cooling system on the backside.
But if you’d like to wear a mirror while I fire a particle beam laser at you, I wouldn’t mind.
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posted on
05/14/2011 1:31:10 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: EarlPoteet; darkwing104; 50mm; Old Sarge; 230FMJ; A.Hun; abigailsmybaby; AFPhys; Aircop_2006; ...
Little Poteet was put in a protective white jacket with buckles on the sleeves and taken away by the men in white coats.
To be added or removed from the VK/ZOT list, FReepmail Darkwing104.
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posted on
05/14/2011 1:57:54 PM PDT
by
50mm
( I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
To: Darksheare
*looks around* Not my fault!Excuse me?
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posted on
05/14/2011 1:59:12 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Where do YOU stand in your relationship with God???)
To: 50mm
To: EarlPoteet
Obama's luciferian lasers will bounce harmlessly off our bodiesObama's luciferian spit balls will bounce harmlessly off our bodies
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posted on
05/14/2011 2:07:04 PM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(The American taxpayer cannot support the tax and spend habits of DC.)
To: EarlPoteet
Is this the same Dude that robbed a bank and was shocked that the lemon juice he smeared on his face didn't keep him off the surveillance video?
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posted on
05/14/2011 2:08:07 PM PDT
by
JPG
(Zawahiri, you're next.)
To: EarlPoteet
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posted on
05/14/2011 2:19:48 PM PDT
by
RedMDer
(restoration of our honor, dignity, and freedoms will save America. - Sarah Palin)
To: TheOldLady
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posted on
05/14/2011 2:26:07 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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