[Vermont Lt]

COBOL...I havent thought of COBOL since 1980. And no, I am not speaking of the imaginary home planet of the 12 tribes in BSG. But the fact that I know the 2 meanings of the work makes me a double dork.

I often wonder how I found a woman.

[COBOL2Java]

Hey, you haven't lived until you've debugged a 10,000 line COBOL program! With a slide rule!