That is a brilliant post. But, I do find a singular fault. Hawaii is run by communists in the same mold as Stalin. I would not trust either Stalin or Abercrombie. Both are lower than cesspool scum.
I'm sure that Joe Farah and Donald Trump are just days away from exposing the Hawaiian gulags and the secret Maui jails where non-communists get an ounce of lead to the back of the head.