[SERKIT]

Motorola Mobility just got $100M from Gov. Quinn-occhio, and Motorola Solutions just got a sole-source, no-bid contract with the state for a radio system. Who says "pay to play" isn't alive and well in the state of Madiganistan?

[Brilliant]

Taxes have got to be high because someone needs to pay the sky-high salaries of the corrupt politicians and government employee freeloaders.