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Excerpts:

Dear diary,
Ate more gruel today. I really hate the American pig dogs. See you tomorrow.
Love,
Binny

Dear diary,
Still hating the Americans pretty much. And the Jews. Hate them too. Loving the gruel though. I think I'll dress like a schoolgirl today. I'm feeling pretty. Talk to you later.
Love,
Binny

Dear Diary,
There's this new boy in the compound today. He's cute. I think he likes me. Did I forget to mention that I hate the Jews and the Americans? I do. I really hate them so much.
Love,
Binny

Dear Diary,
As much as I hate the Americans, and I really really hate them, I have to admit that that one guy on Big Time Rush (the one with the nose) is pretty cute. And he really can sing. I joined his fan club today, under an assumed name of course! Talk to you manana!
Love,
Binny

And it just goes on like that for six years.

[BenLurkin]

Excellent.

[Old Teufel Hunden]

LOL!!

My first thought was that stupid old HBO show “Sex and the City” with Sarah Jessica Parker sitting in her bed typing on her laptop to her diary. I can see Bin Laden looking whimsicly off in the distance thinking about what to write...

[Pharmboy]

Hmmm...I thought they had goats in the compound. Oh well...I guess he’s not the kiss-and-tell type.

[Bed_Zeppelin]

One addition:

Dear Diary,

Am getting hooked on those SCTV dvds, especially 'Farm Film Report.' May the good Lord take a liking to you and blow you up real soon." Love, Binny