Bin Laden hand-written journal seized

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110511/ap_on_re_us/us_bin_laden ^ | 5/11/11 | KIMBERLY DOZIER

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...Osama bin Laden kept a hand-written journal filled with planning ideas and details of operations. The journal was seized in the dramatic US raid...

[Old Teufel Hunden]

That’s just not right!!! : )

[dblshot]

You think some jihadi is going to pick on his cave buddy who didn’t even get mentioned in the boss’s journal? Momo, you second rater, not even a mention, you do the dishes tonight like the little girl you are. Ha ha haha.

[Bed_Zeppelin]

One addition:

Dear Diary,

Am getting hooked on those SCTV dvds, especially 'Farm Film Report.' May the good Lord take a liking to you and blow you up real soon." Love, Binny

[hellbender]

Dear Diary,

I haven't heard anything from my friend Marshal Mohammed Sheikh Pervez al-Swami of the ISI for the longest time. I haven't seen any Pak army guards outside the compound, either. What is going on?

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

November 18, 2008 -

Dear Diary,

I am so upset. I just got the infidel People magazine from September and am shocked to find out Clay Aiken is gay. SERIOUSLY?!? I am so upset by this. Yes, I knew he was a little... who am I kidding, he was as gay as Achmed. I just wish we had a way to tell Achmed, he seems so blind to it, but everyone else sees it. No one wants to go on missions with him anymore. Well, early day tomorrow, must get up and watch more DVD’s of myself. Good night diary and DEATH TO AMERICA!

-OBL

[Oldpuppymax]

Great job, Hussein. Make sure every terrorist in the known universe knows EXACTLY what information the SEAL force took from this sub-humans house. Wouldn’t want to get a leg up on them after all. At least not when you can pad your fame and political fortunes with heavily publicized extensions of the bin Laden story!!!

[paladinan]

AP style rules recommend substituting the word "illegal" for "dramatic" during unfortunate periods of GOP presidencies.

:) Ah. That explains much.

[mulder1]

05/01/11 Those dumb americans can never find me. I think I'll turn in early tonight. I have alot of pacing to do tomorrow.

[Hardraade]

Rofl. A possibility that is becoming possibler and possibler with every minute :).