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1 posted on 05/11/2011 9:08:22 AM PDT by markomalley
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“Waitress, more areola for my coffee, please”.


2 posted on 05/11/2011 9:10:46 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB ( "I don't want the majority if we don't stand for something"- Jim Demint)
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less Hooters, more Starbucks

You can see more skin in the muffin-top line at the welfare office than you do at Hooters.

Not that you'd want to.


3 posted on 05/11/2011 9:15:46 AM PDT by Iron Munro (Every day we now throw away things people will kill for after TEOTWAWKI)
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This sucks.... Government please don’t try to legislate my morals. Maybe I like seeing a girl in high hills and bikinis.


4 posted on 05/11/2011 9:21:58 AM PDT by Moleman
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Need I say what we need here?


5 posted on 05/11/2011 9:23:12 AM PDT by gigster
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To: markomalley

How about a Starbucknaked?


6 posted on 05/11/2011 9:26:33 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 840 of our national holiday from reality. - OBL Dead? The TSA can go away!)
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Anything to stop the people from smoking!


7 posted on 05/11/2011 9:30:20 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Obama's "Gutsy Decision": Who's gonna tell the fool that he ain't cool?)
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This thread is missing something. Can’t quite put my finger on it....


8 posted on 05/11/2011 9:31:43 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Raney said the cafes have become notorious for gang activity, scantily-clad waitresses and gambling.

Sounds like the kind of cafe a Ferengi would approve of.


19 posted on 05/11/2011 10:14:23 AM PDT by 6SJ7 (atlasShruggedInd = TRUE)
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To: markomalley

Vietnamese coffeehouse/hostess bars. If the girls don’t put lead in your pencil, the coffee will.


21 posted on 05/11/2011 10:22:24 AM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: markomalley; Lazamataz

Adding obligatory “lazwouldhitit” and “notguilty” keywords!


27 posted on 05/11/2011 10:40:29 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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