Back to the monster mile. Tubebender is holding the banana slugs in embargo, but seems to be infringing on my patent and using the slug juice sprayers under the back bumpers of HIS cars. Did anyone notice his jump in the standngs last race? Cheating is the only logical explanation. Fortunately, many petroleum chemical engineers are out of work and I have employed a few of the finest to develop a triple polymer with teflon synthetic super slippery slug juice. The recipe is based on snail darters, bald eagles and ivory billed woodpeckers with some teflon and a CO2 sequestration binding so we can get Green Tax rebates for crashing those behind us. Is that great or what?
As the late Hobart Brown would say...”Cheating is a Privilege”
That!
And yes, it is great or what.
Well now, most petroleum engineers I know are working, except my uncle, but he’s retired so I’m not quite sure I’d have faith in your new slick stuff.
They’re all busy with the shale.
Back to hockey.