[Repealthe17thAmendment]

Yeah, he says we won’t “spike the football”, and then he goes and takes a victory lap.

[Renderofveils]

Yeah, he says we won’t “spike the football”, and then he goes and takes a victory lap.

He's a wide receiver that caught a pass from the 2-yard line completely uncovered and high-stepped into the end zone. Now's just the celebratory backstroke in the endzone. Pretty soon we'll be treated with a post-game interview where he thanks his creator, his natural athletic ability, and the coaches for knowing that he was the one that needed to have the ball thrown to him (and that if they had looked to him more in the game, the score would have been even better of course.)