Obviously they’re focus-grouping different versions of the story.
Obama’s focus groups have ruined the narrative of a great job by the SEALS. They are trying to swing the story from the SEALS to Obama and they are failing miserably...
Here is the result of my intense investigation into this police action. The force was led by Jessica Lynch, the former truck driver, captured and rescued during GW2. She was closely supported by a diverse set of commandos: 2 openly gay, 1 transexual, 1 transgendered, 1 gender confused, 2 Iman wannabes, 2 illegal aliens, 3 white males prominently displaying membership in the white guilt society, and 10 counselors/faith healers. They entered the compound using variety of non lethal restraints and pacification methods. When the unit confronted the Sheik, he was disarmed and ultimately died of laughter and hiccups.