Let’s tax how much toilet paper one uses.
Per mile?
Not a bad idea (sarcasm continues following)...in fact, let’s take it a few steps farther. Let’s give votes to people based on the dollars they pay in federal income tax. No tax, no votes. Or, let’s also tax air flight mileage too, coast to coast travel would be far more expensive in total then say flying from Orlando to Atlanta...or how about we put a tax on abortions...a set dollar for every day from conception till the immoral deed is done....or how about a tax by the states upon the federal government per page in the Federal Register. I am sure many could find more.
Al Gore would be broke in a month since he is so full of ....
Muslims would get an exemption.
That's a progressive Tax that would hit Michelle Obama and Oprah quite hard. So its also a racist tax.
Lets tax how much toilet paper one uses.
That is one smashing idea.
1. Save the used toilet papers by placing them in Ziplocs.
2. Address the Ziplocs to the IRS. Next time one is near a post office, mail the bags to the IRS, and ask them how much you owe in taxes.
I think that is a GREAT IDEA!
TP is obviously a measure of how much Greenhouse Gas you produce and I want to protect my environment as much as Al Gore does. /sarc