Hey Bungholious, It would be a cold day in hell when I’d leave California for Texas! I once turned down a “promotion” to go run a plant in Graham, Texas. You know, the “Gateway to the Possum Kingdom Reservoir.” So humid your eyeglasses fogged up like a beer bottle when you went outdoors. Golfball sized hail to screw up your car ( and your air conditioner if it was on the roof of your house). The women were good looking and the men were all fat. I was told that it was because the women were hoping to kill their men with their cooking so they could marry a younger one! And to cap it off, it was a “dry county,” which meant that each year a couple of high school students were killed driving drunk on their way back from Jacksboro ( in a “wet” county). And that’s how the bulk of Texas is. It isn’t Houston or DFW, it’s dumbass country. So lighten up on California. Yeah we have illegals, but so do you. But we have Carmel-by-the-sea, Lake Tahoe, Big Sur, beaches and mountains. You have poke salad and cow shit! Give me a break!!!
I know Texans well enough to know that they don't miss your classless ass in Texas.
You don't have the IQ to have a decent conversation with strangers on the internet much less 'run a plant.'
Inviting you was definately a mistake. Run along now.
We appreciate your sacrifice.
So humid your eyeglasses fogged up like a beer bottle when you went outdoors.
Secret Californian repellent. Whatever works.
Golfball sized hail to screw up your car ...
Plus we have 2.0 earthquakes on the Richter Scale.
And to cap it off, it was a “dry county,” ...
Relatively few hippies or winos though.
The women were good looking ..."
On that I agree. My wife calls the neighbor women the Charlie's Angels. I think they are all former UT cheerleaders.
It isn’t Houston or DFW, it’s dumbass country.
Thank goodness. Just look at Houston city government.
But we have Carmel-by-the-sea ...
That's a nice place, if you can afford it. My large new house in a nice area cost maybe a tenth of the Carmel price per square foot.
You have poke salad and cow shit!
And you have a state income tax, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, and Jerry Brown. We win!