I'll say...open bar, free lap dances, birther dunk tank, a Spinal Tap tribute band, an eligibility merry-go-round, DIY BC craft booth, Orly Taitz "legal briefs" (nudge,nudge...) auction conducted by an Inspector Smith impersonator and Polarik performed kerning stunts on an IBM Selectric...and we voted you off the island...until we realized, with your name, you fill some sort of minority quota...that, and we're not on an island.
“free lap dances...”
Wait a second... Is this how we found out that Buckeye Texan is a gal?