Hmm, I wonder how they are going to do that? I'm just envisioning a climate-change curriculum at a learning institution:
Introduction to rain-dancing. Students study the basic theory of rain-dancing, and learn such fundamentals as when the ritual should be performed, and which dance steps to incorporate to achieve a specific outcome. Lab fee: $125 for rain-dancer attire.
Comparative rain-dance studies. Students who have completed the Advanced rain-dancing techniques and Intermediate theory of rain-dance will have the opportunity to study rain-dancing techniques from a variety of cultures around the world. Strengths and weaknesses of each technique will be compared. Successful completion of this course will enable the student to invent and test the effectiveness of novel rain-dance routines.
Principles of virgin sacrifice.Virgin sacrifice has been employed effectively around the world for a variety of purposes, including calming volcanoes, reducing the frequency and severity of earthquakes, and averting hurricanes and monsoons to prevent loss of life and billions of dollars in damages. Here, the student will learn the planning essentials for carrying out a successful and effective sacrifice. The first half of the course will focus on procurement of a true virgin...
Funny stuff! I work at a Univerity and have seen after hours courses similar to these made up ones! It’s funny cause it’s almost true!
Mel
LOL. Great curriculum.
We also need to institute World Climate Month.