Hold it fellows! I think this Zelaya chap would be thee perfect replacement for Joe Biden on the Obama '12 ticket. I heard The MMMMMB is looking for a new VEEP, and this Zelaya has "Latino Vote" written all over that ass you two are proposing to beat.
Just in case either of you two is hung up on Constitutionality, (that is, a legalistic nit-picking racist) I am having the authorities in Honolulu issue an ex post facto COLB for Mr. Zelaya, and then use that to generate a BC.
Also, Zelaya is probably available for SCOTUS, if the next seat hasn't already been promised to Bernardine Dohrn, or Hugo Chavez.
Almost got your handle right ping