Shortly after the White House released President Obama's long-form birth certificate earlier this week — intended to offer more proof that he is a natural-born United States citizen — conspiracy theorists were working hard to "debunk" the document from the state of Hawaii.
Well, we've seen the birth certificate, an it appears that he was born in Hawaii.
That means that Arnold Schwarzenegger can be President.
Requiem æternam dona eis, Domine; In memoria æterna erit justus, ab auditione mala non timebit.
Beauseant!