Ha! This reminds me of when I was in high school - kids were absolutely mindless in selecting the “chocolate” milk with their lunches, but the chocolate milk was really nasty crap. Sure it was brown, but didn’t taste even remotely of chocolate - it really was gritty brown sugar milk. No friggin’ thanks. I used to get the regular white colored milk, but because it didn’t turn over nearly as often, about 3-4 times a year I got curdled milk. I remember one time it happened after a large gulp of chunky milk - just flung that crap across the floor. BS - sheeple - and their brown sugar milk.
The food was crap too. At least they had flat bread ham & cheese and turkey & cheese regular old sandwiches as some last ditch, niche option. Octogan shaped mexican pizza, crap dogs in some undercooked bun coffin, greasy ass tots, it really was gross. I guess it was far enough back that food hype wasn’t in, but you couldn’t deny how regular food left you feeling compared to the crap, especially if you took any kind of sports that required you to bounce, run, or knock around with your lunch choices in your gut.