[Pox]

pledge to start turning back the rising oceans.

What rising oceans?

I've heard this chicken-little call to arms from the environmentalists, but I've yet to see any rise, and I lived at the edge of an ocean for 13 years prior to moving out west, and there was absolutely no change in the level aside from the tides.

I thought we were supposed to have millions fleeing inland to escape the cities that should be underwater by now...

[fhayek]

I did not realize that oceans were racist.

[hinckley buzzard]

Right. The Maldives Islsands are about five feet above sea level. For twenty years now we have been told they will slip beneath the waves any day because of global warming. Just last year a resort company announced plans to build a resort vacation destination in the Maldives.

[gnickgnack2]

I think I recall master scientist Ted Danson warning us of an underwater New York in twenty years. That was 1990. Where’s Ted nowadays?