I laugh at the Pinto jokes but, admittedly, owned one when I was 19 and just started working and my then-girlfriend got her brother to sell his to me cheap. I remember being under the car and had to replace the clutch - the car was like a toy - I put the transmission housing on my chest while I looked at the clutch plate.
Yes, the good ol’ days.
We had a 73 pinto and it was fun. Put a few clutches in it over the years along with a couple motors. Ran real good for a four-banger.