Well, maybe Oklahoma and Kansas could join you in the secession, but only if you Texans and the Okies let us teach you about controlled burns of prairie grass. We always get puzzled by the perpetual wildfires you folks to our south have. Spring (or even late winter) is the time to burn the prairie on purpose so you don’t have these problems later in the year.
Its obvious we Texans aren't ready to go it alone.