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Sen. Paul to DOE : My Toilets Don't Work 'And I Blame You'
CNS News ^ | 4/15/2011 | Eric Scheiner

Posted on 04/22/2011 5:14:06 AM PDT by IbJensen

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Those who lust for dictatorial power have no tolerance for "dangerous" freedoms among the unwashed masses. Promises of protection and blessings in exchange for a willingness to submit to increasing control lead inevitably to slavery and destruction. This is an eternal equation expressed in both the physical and spiritual reality.
1 posted on 04/22/2011 5:14:09 AM PDT by IbJensen
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To: IbJensen

is this one of those committee assignments where the leadership figured he could get into the least amount of trouble?

BTW, could you imagine one of your offspring brining an incandescent to the ruling council and they destroy it? Actually I can. no more easy-bake ovens...gonna need to find another way to keep the water hose from freezing in the barn...


2 posted on 04/22/2011 5:21:07 AM PDT by stefanbatory (Insert witty tagline here)
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To: IbJensen

I wish Rand Paul was my senator. Nearly all the rest are worthless idiots.


3 posted on 04/22/2011 5:21:10 AM PDT by bkopto ("I like being President. And it turns out I'm pretty good at it." Barack Obama, February 2009)
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To: IbJensen

My toilets don’t work either! Plungers have become a bathroom accessory

Now I know who to bame!


4 posted on 04/22/2011 5:22:48 AM PDT by silverleaf (All that is necessary for evil to succeed, is that good men do nothing)
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To DOE

Hey, Hey, Good-Bye....FLUSH!

you Government turds


5 posted on 04/22/2011 5:24:41 AM PDT by wetgundog (" Extremism in the Defense of Liberty is no Vice")
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To: stefanbatory

I can imagine someone smashing a “green” lightbulb at the table of the next EPA hearing and watch the roaches dive for cover from the mercury


6 posted on 04/22/2011 5:24:52 AM PDT by silverleaf (All that is necessary for evil to succeed, is that good men do nothing)
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“Plungers have become a bathroom accessory”.

Isn’t that the truth!! I literally made a special trip to a hardware store so all the bathrooms had its own plunger.


7 posted on 04/22/2011 5:28:54 AM PDT by momtothree
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Why is this surprising ? after all ? Washington D.C. was built on top of a sink swamp.
8 posted on 04/22/2011 5:31:31 AM PDT by American Constitutionalist (The fool has said in his heart, " there is no GOD " ..)
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Effing bureaucrats ......EPA is a target for ZERO, ZIP NADA funding if ever there was one.


9 posted on 04/22/2011 5:33:32 AM PDT by tgusa (Investment plan: blued steel, brass, lead, copper)
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“My toilets don’t work either!”

They had functioning “green” toilets in KY over a century ago. The problems began to surface when they invented “linoleum” and installed it in the bathroom. It was so popular that they wanted it installed all the way to the house.


10 posted on 04/22/2011 5:34:42 AM PDT by bitterohiogunclinger (Proudly casting a heavy carbon footprint as I clean my guns ---)
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Need alot more people in Washington like Rand Paul.


11 posted on 04/22/2011 5:36:07 AM PDT by MeSpikeLibs (You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille Boehner.)
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To: silverleaf; Loud Mime
Good gosh that is brilliant.

The journolist media would have to cover the hazmat cleanup. The committee room would be unusable and unoccupied for probably weeks. How much would the cleanup cost? Do our reps expect the average American to spend many thousands of cleanup $? Try to imagine how the Left would attempt to defend the imposition of these bulbs. Oh the hypocrisy!

The Left are pros at the contrived photo event. We should do something similar and your idea is it!

Ping to Loudmime.

12 posted on 04/22/2011 5:40:53 AM PDT by Jacquerie
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To: MeSpikeLibs

We need more that think like Ron Paul also!


13 posted on 04/22/2011 5:41:24 AM PDT by IbJensen (Grab your pitchforks!)
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To: IbJensen

Algore.


14 posted on 04/22/2011 5:41:52 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 819 of our national holiday from reality. - What 3 AM phone call?)
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The size of the toilet water reservoir was determined by that great scientist and inventor of internet and gorebal warming, Al Gore.

Why, before you flush your toilet it seems as though you can see his face in the matter you’re flushing.


15 posted on 04/22/2011 5:44:18 AM PDT by IbJensen (Grab your pitchforks!)
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And here I thought it was just my teenagers not being toilet trained

I’ver got two toilets, two plungers, gonna write Harry Reid on one plunger, and Nancy Pelosi on the other


16 posted on 04/22/2011 5:47:05 AM PDT by silverleaf (All that is necessary for evil to succeed, is that good men do nothing)
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To: Jacquerie

“Oooops”


17 posted on 04/22/2011 5:47:51 AM PDT by silverleaf (All that is necessary for evil to succeed, is that good men do nothing)
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Got to work on that spelling, it is algore. That is also what you flush, “algore”


18 posted on 04/22/2011 5:56:21 AM PDT by org.whodat
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Rand, buy a Toto toilet. They flush just great. Some American companies are finally figuring out how to make them work, too.

I don't want anyone telling me what toilet to use, but I now have several of these that flush great with 1.5 gallons of water. With the price of water these days, I'm happy.

http://www.terrylove.com/crtoilet.htm

19 posted on 04/22/2011 5:59:30 AM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Our Constitution: the new Inconvenient Truth)
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Iunderstand the Democrat toilets back up more frequently - we know they at full of Bull$hit!


20 posted on 04/22/2011 6:00:02 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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