[IronJack]

I use Earth Day as the day in which I dump all my old paint, solvents, herbicides, and toxic stuff into the nearest "wetland." It's my way of giving back to Mother Nature, who has given me so many hippies, tree-huggers, and job-killers.

Of course, the surreptitious nature of my celebration dictates that it be more of an Earth Wee Hours of the Morning.

[conservaterian]

If you really do this (which I doubt) then I hope you get caught - and you’re lucky you’re not doing it in the wetlands behind my property since that is where I hunt geese and ducks and I would hate to have an “accident” with my over-under. There is a huge difference between fighting the socialist’s “green” policies and purposely defiling nature.