Posted on 04/19/2011 5:49:53 PM PDT by massmike
It’s peeeeeeeeeeople!
Pretty weird stuff.
“Mommy, that squash looks like grandma”.
Anything is better than being embalmed, painted and Bondoed, put in a fiberglass casket with a plastic drip pan underneath. Composting might be a great way to go.
Grandma, is that you?
Quiet. Eat your vegetables. ewwwww ... barf ......
My organic gardening friends would have a (free range) cow at the barest hint of meat or meat by-products anywhere near their compost pile....
Exactly. I kinda like the idea of the “green burial,” although even this, being dunked in liquid nitrogen and then mulched, seems too complicated. I want to be wrapped in a shroud and dropped in a hole. Under a tree would be good. And that’s it. No embalming, no box, nothing.
This may hurt the Soylent Green supply.
Follow the logic.
When looked at from a historical perspective, this is a major step up. Until very recently, people were generally buried in a shroud and the grave was recycled on a regular basis after the body had decomposed.
I will point you to the gravedigger scene in Hamlet from which we get the memorable phrase, "Alas, poor Yorick!"
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LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Hum? My husband will be happy. He is always telling me to wrap him in a grass mat, and toss him out in the woods. I always reply, I am not spending the money on the mat.
She had a dream about the King of Sweden.
He gave her things that she was needin'.
He built her a house made of gold and steel.
A diamond car with platinum wheels.
Not surprised that they are still looking for the initial location, it
being Sweden and the EU, after all.
As for it being "environmentally friendly", freezing, dunking in LN2,
and finally zapping with ultrasonics, does seem to be a very
energy intensive process.
Wouldn't a pit, some solar heating, worms, maggots, and a dash of
enzymes accomplish the same thing?
Better yet, a trebuchet, and an active volcano...
“...and an active volcano...”
But, that would sort of defeat the purpose of compost.
I plan on being cremated. Just to spite anyone who wants to sprinkle me on the carrots and radishes.
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