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King of Norway's personal soldiers hid under beds when his distress alarm sounded
Daily Mail ^
| 15th April 2011
Posted on 04/15/2011 9:58:23 PM PDT by george76
When the King of Norway's personal guards heard an emergency alarm earlier this week, rather than rushing to the aid of their ruler at the Royal Palace, they hid under their beds.
The distress alarm is sounded to warn the King's Guard that a member of the royal family is in danger.
But instead of running from their barracks to the nearby Royal Palace, some of the men hid under their beds and in the bathroom so they wouldn't have to report for duty.
Luckily the alarm was just an emergency drill - but the royal guards did not know this.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: jackwagens; norway; yellowmakesthemcry
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Guard of dishonour: King of Norway's personal soldiers hid under beds when his distress alarm sounded
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posted on
04/15/2011 9:58:26 PM PDT
by
george76
To: george76
The muzzies are going to eat them alive.
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posted on
04/15/2011 10:04:04 PM PDT
by
Trod Upon
(Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
To: george76
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posted on
04/15/2011 10:04:34 PM PDT
by
April Lexington
(Study the Constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
To: george76
Up the lutefisk rations immediately!
To: george76
Most of the good ones are over here.
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posted on
04/15/2011 10:12:40 PM PDT
by
norge
(The amiable dunce is back, wearing a skirt and high heels.)
To: george76
The King needs to hire some Gurkhas.
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posted on
04/15/2011 10:15:18 PM PDT
by
Hetty_Fauxvert
(March 2010: Congress shoved Obamacare down our throats. November 2010: We will shove it back!)
To: george76
Jeeze.....how the Vikings have fallen!
To: george76
Who do they recruit, Republican senators?
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posted on
04/15/2011 10:17:53 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Shemp was the Fourth Stooge of the Apocalypse.)
To: Jeff Chandler
brutal!!!
accurate but brutal
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posted on
04/15/2011 10:19:00 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(President Obama's approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the US)
To: Jeff Chandler
That’s gonna leave a mark.
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posted on
04/15/2011 10:19:04 PM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
To: Jeff Chandler
To: george76
All the Berserkers have long gone..
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posted on
04/15/2011 10:23:30 PM PDT
by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: george76
Hiding under beds must be the new way to get to Valhalla.
Valkyries are going to have a tough time of it getting to them boys.
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posted on
04/15/2011 10:27:29 PM PDT
by
The Cajun
(Palin, Bachmann, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
To: Trod Upon
Well at least they did not elect one to destroy norway.
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posted on
04/15/2011 10:29:04 PM PDT
by
Frantzie
(HD TV - Total Brain-washing now in High Def. 3-D Coming soon)
To: Frantzie
Hey, making light of America's problem, THAT will earn ya friends around here.
Look, the article points out that there are some serious pussies in Norway's King's Guard. Deal with it.
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posted on
04/15/2011 10:36:47 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
To: Jeff Chandler
To: george76
Sounds like being in the Royal Guard is a totally kush gig.
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posted on
04/15/2011 10:47:20 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: george76
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posted on
04/15/2011 10:53:06 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
To: george76
They need to hire Scots. They have two alert levels.
1. You’re really pissing me off and
2. Let’s get the bastards.
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posted on
04/15/2011 11:19:20 PM PDT
by
saganite
(What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
To: saganite
They need to hire Scots. They have two alert levels.
1. Youre really pissing me off and
2. Lets get the bastards.The new upgraded Scots have:
1. Sod off.
2. Bleedin' choob.
3. Ya really pissin me off.
3. I'll rip ya'rn head off, mate.
4. I'll fookin kill ya, I will.
5. Och, you're deid meat now.
6. I'll bleedin' flood yor house, I will!
7. I'll tear ya up, fookin doondeen squeef.
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posted on
04/15/2011 11:26:59 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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