I'd take - in no particular order - a) a garden slug, b) a 10 day old dead Asian carp wrapped in yesterday's newspaper, c) moe-mar kadafi over the stain any day at all.
Any day!!
“I’d take...”
How about Clay Henry III. Beer drinking goat and longtime mayor of Lajitas, Texas?
Look it up. He’s even got more executive experience than Barry. =)