Steve (or Barry, or Barack) wasn't born in Hawaii. He was born in Indonesia. His mother was an underage prostitute who worked in one of the bars that GRANDPA used to hang out in. When she got pregnant, they sent her back to Indonesia to have the baby. Then, the child was taken to Kenya. Stanley Ann went to Kenya to retrieve the child and bring him to Hawaii (where Grandma arranged for the proper paperwork to make him a US citizen). Grandma and Grandpa raised little Steve(Barry) pretty much from then on. Except for when he went to school in him HOMELAND, Indonesia.
I know, sounds crazy. But, show me a picture of Stanley Ann PREGNANT, or the name of the doctor who delivered him in Hawaii.
“I know, sounds crazy.”
You know, whatever you are smoking, you should share it.
Surely you can add some space aliens and a manger to make it a bit more believable.
He’s the spittin’ image of Grandpa Dunham, so unless Gramps is daddy...
And I will ask you again,
How does a prostitute, who has sex sevetal timed a night, know who umoregnated her?
First time I’d heard that, outside of my own head, I’d never said it out loud !
At the Press core roast or whatever, he spoke the only truth ever to come of of his mouth....
.... my real name is Steve !
Sure does look like Grandpa !
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