[ApplegateRanch]

Also, it is illegal to wipe from behind. You must go in from the front because a commission found that this way is more ‘efficient’.

Actually, that is one of the more common factors in female genitourinary infections. It often brings fecal bacteria into contact with moist mucosa 'up front'.

[240B]

Yeah, I thought of that briefly, but left it like I wrote it. If she is not careful, it could result in a bladder infection. Good catch.

But Hey, tell it to the mayor. lol