Who the HELL can understand him the way he butchers the English language?
"Dis ib weewy a Cibil Wah faht. Dis makin da Fewwel gummint dyspunkchinal on da wan-hunreff-fitty anniberswy ob da Cibil Wah. Dees guys wiwl sappot free whas. Deys sappot da welfiest 'mercans gettn tass brakes. Dey wants t' cut inna etchacation an helph cay. Dis be ido-logico-baddo."
Translation:
This really is a Civil War fight, This is making the federal government dysfunctional on the 150th anniversary of the Civil War. These guys will support three wars. Theyll support tax dodgers. Theyll support the wealthiest Americans getting tax breaks. They want to cut into education and health care. This is an ideological battle.
Tim Conway's L.A. radio show has a segment 8pm every Thursday called, "What did Jesse Jackson say?" Callers attempt to decipher his rantings.