[DCBryan1]

Breck Girl's a$$hole after three years in prison - o

Yo. "Homey, once me an Jose here are done with you, your culo is going to be THIS wide, maing!"

[FatherofFive]

Two homosexuals were visiting a zoo, when they found themselves at the gorilla cage. The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection. Unable to contain himself one of the men reaches in to touch it.

As soon as his arm goes into the cage, the gorilla grabs him, and takes him into the cage... slams him to the floor and screws him senseless.

A few days later in hospital the boyfriend visits and asks his partner if he is hurt. His lover responded, "Hurt..Hurt.. You bet I'm hurt. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't written..."