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'I'd kill myself first!' John Edwards 'suicidal' over facing jail, claim pals
UK Daily Mail ^
| 4/6/11
| Daily Mail Reporter
Posted on 04/06/2011 10:27:44 AM PDT by Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears
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To: Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears
To: Wally_Kalbacken
“Shoot straight, you bastard, don’t make a mess of it.”
To: Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears
Maybe he can make it a pay-per-view event to raise some money for his “love” child before he goes.
To: DCBryan1
Two homosexuals were visiting a zoo, when they found themselves at the gorilla cage. The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection. Unable to contain himself one of the men reaches in to touch it.
As soon as his arm goes into the cage, the gorilla grabs him, and takes him into the cage... slams him to the floor and screws him senseless.
A few days later in hospital the boyfriend visits and asks his partner if he is hurt. His lover responded, "Hurt..Hurt.. You bet I'm hurt. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't written..."
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posted on
04/06/2011 11:34:18 AM PDT
by
FatherofFive
(Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
To: proudpapa
John Edward's Future:
Inmate number: 12593851
Gang affiliations: Demoncrat
Alias: "Breck Girl", "Sperm Bank", "Pretty Boy"
Scars: Anus
Initial Receipt: Jan 20, 2012.
Parole Eligible: 01 APR 2042.
Inmate Photo:
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posted on
04/06/2011 11:34:55 AM PDT
by
DCBryan1
(FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
To: Lancey Howard
This guy was Gore’s VP candidate - “a heartbeat away from the Presidency”, had the two of them been elected. Lieberman was Gore's VP.
Kerry rode the Silky Pony.
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posted on
04/06/2011 11:35:13 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: GOPJ
Absolutely spot on. The MSM always supplies cover for these scumbags. They are Lady Macbeth to Macbeth, not only enablers but empowerers too.
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posted on
04/06/2011 11:38:46 AM PDT
by
donaldo
To: Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears
'He's absoluetly despondent over the fear of prison.Well, yeah. I mean, no expensive conditioners, no blow dryers...
It's gonna be tough.
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posted on
04/06/2011 11:39:47 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
129
posted on
04/06/2011 11:40:22 AM PDT
by
freedomlover
(Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
To: Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears
As for The Breck Girl offing herself?
To: Malone LaVeigh
“’He's absolutely despondent over the fear of prison.
The Breck Girl would be someone’s b!tch in record time.”
No no no! Not even CLOSE to being likely. You see, as John Edwards would point out...
There are “Two Americas” and he will be going to the white collar prison (if at all).
In these white collar prison the #1 danger is being bored to death as you mow lawns on Military Bases and such (when I was stationed at Eglin AFB there was a nearby “Club Fed” - and with conjugal visits with their BMW driving girlfriends and/or wives - those “prisoners” got more action than most single Airmen).
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posted on
04/06/2011 11:42:38 AM PDT
by
allmendream
(Tea Party did not send the GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism.)
To: Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears
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posted on
04/06/2011 11:46:04 AM PDT
by
onedoug
(If)
To: Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears
"'Over the last year, he's lost about 20lb and friends are concerned that he's escaping reality with booze."180 more and the SOB disappears entirely
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posted on
04/06/2011 11:53:23 AM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Obama. Chauncey Gardiner without the homburg.)
To: Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears
Home Depot sells rope, John. Do what you have to.
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posted on
04/06/2011 11:53:38 AM PDT
by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
To: Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears
Looks like John Boy’s 70 million in ill gotten gains as a trial lawyer won’t do him any good.
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posted on
04/06/2011 11:55:51 AM PDT
by
dennisw
( The early bird catches the worm)
To: All
Karma’s a bitch and soon Edwards will be, too.....
To: Maverick68
This guy will never be convicted of anything!
To: DCBryan1
138
posted on
04/06/2011 11:59:07 AM PDT
by
dennisw
( The early bird catches the worm)
The 57-year-old former Presidential candidate reportedly told a close friend: 'I won't go to jail. I'd kill myself first!' I dirty double-dog dare you!
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posted on
04/06/2011 12:00:38 PM PDT
by
Sarajevo
(You're jealous because the voices only talk to me.)
To: Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears
" Edwards,.... you gots a purty mouth..."
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posted on
04/06/2011 12:03:32 PM PDT
by
Leisler
(Our debts are someone's profit. Follow the money, the vig.....)
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