[newzjunkey]

work with the Army's chaplains and have their gatherings listed in a bulletin of religious services.

Uh... you're atheists. You have no "religious services."

[MCCC]

In the Armed Forces EXCEPT the National Guard (Army or Air)

I, (NAME), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.

How did they recite this? Sounds like dishonorable discharge time.