I’ll concede that most of the candidates you’ve listed are terrible, and cannot win.
However, given a decent option, I think America will toss Omoslem into the dustbin of history.
It is a rule: in order to eradicate the stain, there must be someone to take its place. At present, there simply isn't anyone.
But I like the idea of the "dustbin of history" except that I don't believe the stain rates that high.
How's about "the sewer of the unworthy"...??
Or..."the refuse pile of the unfit"??
Or..."the dung heap of forgotten waste"??
Or..."the solid waste disposal pit of eliminated excrement"??
One of these has to fit!!!!